Valenfuckingtine's Day

This day is the shittiest of all days in the damn year. Not because I have a lack of Valentine. But because that's ALL I FUCKING READ ABOUT!

I hate it for several reasons but this is the worst fucking one. People bitch and moan for days upon weeks before Valentine's Day, but why? Because you're not dating someone. Boofuckinghoo. Why do you need someone to be happy, codependent bitch?

And out of the SEVERAL THOUSAND facebook updates I get HOURLY about being #foreveralone you would think, hey maybe if they're so damn desperate, they be like, "Oh hai, you're alone too? Sweet! Let's be alone together!" And then they'd have a damn Valentine on Valentine's Day. BUUUT no! It's like they like being depressed on the stupidest fucking day of the year.

And one day I'm going to have a lover (that word makes my skin crawl) on Valentine's Day and I'll STILL hate this Mother Fucking Day. Because why? Possibly because Valentine's Day is the one day a year where you HAVE to do things for your loved one. The fuck?!? Seriously.

I mean out of the three hundred and sixty two days that aren't required to be special and give me flowers, I'd be SUPER happy....but give me flowers on Valentine's Day, I'd be like oh, so I'm like EVERY FUCKIN PERSON IN A RELATIONSHIP AT THE MOMENT.

So every time someone on facebook gets flowers and then they post the picture saying, "Surprised Me With Flowers!" Okay? Did he? OR did you know he was going to get you them because for goodness sakes it's VALENTINES DAY. EVERYONE GETS THEM. Look at your homepage, I bet everyone on your facebook who's in a relationship sent a similar picture with the SAME caption.

Good for fucking you. You're just like EVERYONE else who's in a relationship on this day. Jeeeeeeeesh.

One day, I'm going to get together with EVERYONE else who hates this day for the appropriate reasons and instead bitching about the shittiest and most pointless day of the whole year, we'll have a grand ole' time just CHILLING watching TV not concerned with the shittiness that is this day of the year.

And by that I mean, no one who's going to cry in their sock drawer because they're single, but someone who just genuinely thinks this holiday is shit. No bitching singles, no sappy idiots who are in relationships, just a bunch of people, single or otherwise, who just decide to kick back and do nothing in PROTEST of this shitty holiday. Shitty shit shit shit....Fuckin' A!